Funny Interview

By | February 19, 2017

Why did you leave your last job?
The company relocated and didn't tell me where.

What can you tell us about the company?
Er, sweet FA, where is your website?

What do you think you can bring to the company?
Err..Sorry, that is my CV you are reading isn't it, doesn't it say under skills?

What is you ideal working environment?
Reasonable boss, good people to work with?

What do you consider to be your weaknesses?
Answering silly questions like these.

How do you get along with others?
Fine, as long as they stay out of my face.

Largest US river Mississippi is in which state?
Liquid

What looks like half a water melon?
The other half.

What can you never eat for breakfast?
Dinner

What happened when the wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution.

How can you lift a polar bear with one hand?
It is not a problem, since you will never find a polar bear with one hand.

How can a man go straight eight days without sleeping?
No Problems, he can sleep at night.

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